ass backwards
(compound; slang) approaching a situation, problem, etc. in a mixed up, confused, or "wrong" way =You came at me all ass backwards. I know I come at things ass backwards but... More…
ass-flowers
Hemorrhoids A semi-vulgar yet humorous way of referring to a serious problem. No reason other than sounding desperate and entertaining at the same time. =It's not funny, guys, I might have More…
assaholic
Chronically inconsiderate, cruel, or obnoxious to others. In this instance, the word “asshole” did not capture the extent to which the person described negatively affects the More…
assassinated
when you get hit in the neck by a friend with an open hand and proceeding to yell ASSASSINATED! =Hey watch this... ASSASSINATED! Etymology : from the plurl Modern Latin word assassinare More…
Assclown
A stupid, inept or displeasing person. Apparent meaning: An insult, used to describe someone who has pissed you off. Type of word formation: Compound [Ass + Clown] =Did you see how he More…
Assclown (1)
Someone that is found by the speaker to be such a joker to a point of annoyance or someone that cannot be taken seriously to the point that the speaker is angry or annoyed. =Used as an More…
Asshat (11)
(From idiom having one's head up one's ass. Thus, one has their ass as a hat.) An idiot =Possibly more polite form of asshole. Etymology : Probably from wearing your ass as a More…
Assholery1
(Derivation) The set of behaviors characterizing an “asshole” (i.e. a generally obnoxious person who engages in the following behaviors), such as bigotry, intolerance, imprudence, and More…
Assloads
(Compound of Ass and Loads.) A lot of something =Another adjective. Perhaps the author was trying to be colorful with words. She used a metaphor the relates ass to assloads. This was More…
Assman
1. A proctologist 2. A person who is fond of female rear-ends 3. One who is sexually promiscuous They were on the vanity license plates; writer probably used them because they were a More…
Assmosis
The process of seeking or obtaining success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than by working hard Assmosis is an interesting blend of ass and osmosis. The word ass seems to More…
Assmosis (2)
The process of absorbing success by kissing up to a superior, or “ass-kissing.” This can be accomplished by repeatedly flattering the superior or acting as though they are fully invested More…
assne
Acne on the posterior, or butt. Compact word able to describe acne on a location of the body. =Plus, sweat clogs pores and can lead to body zits,a.k.a backne, chestne, and yes, the dreaded More…
Assumptionist
(Derivation) A person that makes quick assumptions without knowing the full story =A person that makes quick assumptions without knowing the full story A nonce word. Similar in tone and More…
Astrodomestics
People staying at the Astrodome in Houston who are refugees from the areas in Louisiana affected by Hurricane Katrina. This word is formed from a blend of the words ‘Astrodome’ More…
Astrogate
(Noun) During the first game of the Astro and Red Sox series a Houston Astros employee was caught spying on the Red Sox dugout and had to be removed. =“It’s sad that even with astrogate the More…
astroinfantiphile
One who molests newborn children in outer space. It was used in reference to a previous conversation in which a friend declared that she would like to give birth to a baby in outer space; More…
At
To call someone out/get their attention, usually via text. =In most messaging platforms, the @ symbol is used to tag someone, so “at-ing” someone means to tag them in a message so that More…