- Used in a derogatory and joking manner, especially in relation to vampires as portrayed by such 'authors' as Stephanie Myers or in certain books of the Paranormal Romance Genre. Especially used when the vampire in question is especially unlike a vampire in all ways but name.
sparkler
joke, jokingly; noun; analogy
Vampire
Etymology : From the fact that in Twilight, vampires sparkle
Source : Heard fall 2010: 'So, how well would a sparkler fare against Buffy?'
Last modified: 10 December 2010