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fasturbate

blending Blending of two words with the longer one being clipped; verb
To masturbate quickly, often done because the image or video motivating said masturbation will only be present for an extremely short period of time.
 
This word is a combination of the words fast and masturbate. The definition of fasturbate is dominated by the latter word, masturbate and, in fact, the definition of fasturbate is entirely comprised by the definition of masturbate. Fasturbation is simply a specific type of masturbation. The word fast is used to describe the rapidity with which the masturbation takes place. The two major situations in which the term fasturbate is beneficial are when the object of fantasy is short lived, thus the masturbater has little time to complete their self-pleasuring experience, and when an intruder is detected, who will likely walk in on the masturbater before they have had a chance to finish masturbating, resulting in an awkward experience for both parties. In both cases, fasturbation is a helpful term, in that it allows the person describing either of the two previously mentioned events to vividly express the urgency with which the masturbation took place.
Etymology : Fasturbate was formed by blending fast and masturbate
Source : “I need to fasturbate before this movie commercial with Eva Longoria ends.” (Heard from roommate during latter half of first semester senior year; 11/2011)
Last modified: 5 December 2011


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