- Tonight I’m getting drunk, tomorrow I’m getting wasted and the day after I’m getting behoozled.
Behoozled
noun;
State of extremely high inebriation due to consumption of gross amounts of alcohol. Could involve passing out. (“Man I was totally behoozled last night”) Speaker needed to describe a condition of severe drunkenness. In absence of any other word describing the magnitude of alcohol consumption he was talking about, he fixed the problem by inventing his own word.
Etymology : etymology unknown, possible derivation from bamboozle
Source : Conversation with friend
Last modified: 10 June 2008