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Shmedium

noun blending
A t-shirt that is too small for you. Worn in an attempt to show off your muscles to girls, however this metrosexual style choice is not appreciated by your friends.
 
“Take off that shmedium man we know you aren’t that big, and you look like a frickin euro.”
Etymology : This word blends the sizes small and medium so that it can take on a universal mean of a size that is too small for the wearer. For your average guy, a cotton t-shirt in size medium is too small, but shmedium can even mean a size large shirt for an even larger guy or a size small for any size man. Calling your buddy’s shirt a shmedium is an easy way of letting him know that the only place where it is acceptable for a straight guy to wear a t-shirt that bundles up at the top of your bicep is in Amsterdam.
Source : conversation with a friend 11/2013
Last modified: 25 November 2013


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