- I hate microshaft
MICROSHAFT
noun; blending
derogatory nickname for Microsoft. Equates Microsoft to being a bunch of dicks. Also has the connotation of saying they have small penises Apparent meaning: nickname for Microsoft Reason used: Needed a derogatory name for Microsoft. Most likely comes from shaft meaning penis (‘Microshaft has abused their monopoly power again’)
Etymology : Blend of Microsoft and shaft.
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Last modified: 10 June 2008